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@ -448,7 +448,7 @@ Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all |
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Note to everyone: Please do not give beans to Chuck Norris or do you want another atombomb on hiroshima? |
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Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired. |
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Note to self: Don't be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired. |
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On the keyboard there is no control button because Chuck Norris is always in control. |
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@ -550,7 +550,7 @@ The truth hurts, doesn't it? Chuck Norris' truth kills. |
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. |
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. |
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. |
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There is no limbo, only a world that doesn't know of Chuck Norris |
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